Don't laugh, but my cats don't know what stairs are. I live in an apartment, and I had them outside once, and Gizmo sat at the bottom and meowed... She didn't know what to do. I was the funniest thing to watch.
Whiskers is a 9 year old big boy living in Missouri. He lives separately from Marilyn. He's 16lbs. but that's all love...not chunk. :) He's a very special and shy boy.