Bruno, if Capello doesn't want you,perhaps you could try the Spanish team? I'm sure they would love to have you, being such a good football(sorry, apricot) player!!!!!!!!
Bruno is desperate to be considered as a striker for the England team...He is saying..." Forget Rooney as a striker, pick me instead, Mr Capello, please, please...." I had just gone upstairs to give Lewis a drink in the bathroom from the basin, (BIG MISTAKE) when I heard a lot of thuds and bangs in the kitchesn. Bruno had kocked the apricots on to the floor and was batting them around the room......What a good boy.........????? lol.....xxxxxxxxx